Jon: crunch
Jess: munch
Jon: splunch
Jess: lunch
Jon: brunch
Jess: hunch
Jon: bunch
Jess: punch
Jon: dunce (off-rhyme)
Jess: once
Jon: month
Jess: mouth
Jon: pouch
Jess: pooch
Jon: noodle
Jess: needle
Jon: syringe
Jess: sarong
Jon: Mao Zedong
Jess: tao te ching
Jon: Chang Kai-Shek
Jess: check please
Jon: hun, there's a mistake on this check
Jess: (laugh)
Jon: (1 point jon)
Jess: do you take mastercard?
Jon: when your bank says no, Champion says yes!
Jess: just say no
Jon: Partnership for a Drug Free America
Jess: dare - Drugs Are Really Expensive
Jon: psilocybin, anyone?
Jess: i do
Jon: (lol)
Jon: [me too]
Jess: (yes! 1 point jess)
Jon: 1 to 1
Jess: a wonderful 1 times 1
Jon: he shoots; he scores
Jess: either put out or get out
Jon: i'm gonna give two options: you either shut up, keep your mouth close, or don't speak!
Jess: you can't handle the truth
Jon: can you hold this eggplant for me, while I handle the truth
Jess: my exboyfriend once had a pepper that grew in his garden that was - get this - purple. why? it was grown next to the eggplant and had cross-pollinated. looks like an eggplant, tastes like a pepper.
Jon: my ex-girlfriend tried to cross-pollinate me but i reported her
Jess: (lol)
Jon: yes!!!!! (2 for jon)
Jess: i don't even have a comeback for that :-)
Jon: :-)
Jon: you can think of something; i know you can
Jess: i never saw a purple cow, i never hope to see one, but i can tell you anyhow i'd rather see than be one.