I write to inform you that I have reviewed your situation and have decided that yours is a undertaking that I am interested to pursue. I have heard your desperate cries for help and I know now that I cannot rest until I have delivered your lost PSY 377 syllabus safely back to you, its rightful owner.

Rest assured that you are not alone in your quest. I will commence my search tonight. We can talk about cost reimbursement later.

(I have heard rumor that you had an exam today in the aforementioned class. You have my sincerest wishes that you were successful in this endeavor).

Sincerely,
Jessica Crawford
Lost Syllabi Navigational Specialist